It's Time To Get Fat. Real Fat!

Talloween Jar Grip!
  • Talloween Jar Grip!
Talloween Jar Grip! - is currently on backorder. You may still purchase now though and we'll ship as soon as more become available.

Do not select this unless you wish to purchase it otherwise if you are one of the first 313 orders on Talloween you will receive it for FREE!  If you select it we are assuming that you in fact would like to get more than just free one which is fine but you will be charged for however many you order.

 Yes, we admit it, sometimes those jar lids get a bit tight. The fat can "set" inside the threads and make getting to your wonderful fat take longer than you hoped. Anything that delays you from getting your fat is a bad, bad thing. That's when it's time to use the Talloween Jar Grip! Also, it makes a nice coaster or a really bad Frisbee.